bro-kun: makeamoveandthebunnygetsit: your...

Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You are 17 YEARS OLD, and a SENIOR in high school.

Your CHUMHANDLE is ectoBicarbonate and you recommend that if somebody wants to have a conversation with you they contact you there (although contacting you through Tumblr is definitely still okay).

What will you do?

5th February 2012

Post reblogged from Welcome to The Bro Show with 54 notes

bro-kun:

makeamoveandthebunnygetsit:

your ventriloquist doll and weird puppet porn definitely shows that you are the coolest. for real, i have never met anybody cooler.

also, that’s rude and you should feel bad. is it that hard to believe that there’s someone around who doesn’t find you attractive?

Ventriloquism is a skill that takes years of hard work and practice to master. I’d say it’s pretty cool. As for the puppet porn, it might be deviant, but it does rake in quite a bit of dough. Again, that’s pretty cool.

And yes, it is that hard to believe. In fact I think you’re the first person I’ve met that has claimed to not be attracted to me.

considering the doll dave says you use, ventriloquism is creepy as hell! and, sure, making money is pretty cool, but when you have to make porn with… those… things… it becomes maginally less cool.

by “marginally,” i mean “completely”.

and i find that hard to believe! no one in the history of ever has ever turned you down?

Tagged: did you never have an awkward phase in high school?the answer is yes.because if you say no i won't believe you anyway.